BFF's All Over Again
This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn't love a five finger discount? Especially if one of those fingers is the middle one.
Everyone knows you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go ”WTF?”, there's no denying we'd all be a little less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They do besties better than anyone.
No, that's not a tear in my eye. It's just allergies.
Without you, I'm nothing.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Messed Up Mom
You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
The Hard Life Of A Queen
SPOTTED: Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Ultimate Diet
The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. No food or drink twelve houts prior, wear comfortable clothing and make sure your affairs are in order. You never know what could go wrong in a flash...
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
The New Face Of Waldorf Designs
Is that a smile we see on B's lips? The spotlight's on her for once and S actually helped her get it. I guess miracles can happen.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Crashing Parties
Seems like someone's itinerary didn't leave room for interlopers. Doesn't Chuck know a party isn't a party until someone crashes?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Busy Weekend
Serena and Blair might have plans for the day, but Nate and Chuck are fully booked for the weekend. If they survive it...
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
2-for-1 Special
Hey Upper East Siders, there's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. And we hear Blair Waldorf's got a 2-for-1 special; her mom, Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, and Serena van der Woodsen – brunch buddies.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Bad News Blair
Good morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here - Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
SPOTTED: In Central Park. Two white flags waving. So what will it be? Truths or Consequenses?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
White Flags
SPOTTED: In Central Park. Two white flags waving. Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off?
So what will it be? Truths or Consequences? We all know one nation can't have two queens. What happens next? Only time will tell.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Bombs
Another bomb lands in Blair's lap. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
ZIPcode
Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIPcodes, but not in this one. And not this week. 'Couse "I was a teenage drug addict" is not exactly a winning college essay.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Take Cover!
SPOTTED: On the Ivy week mixer. S & B's last stand. And only one gets out alive. Better take cover.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Doc
Interesting choice of guests B. Coincidence? I think not.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
WWIII
Hey Upper East Siders. We hear that World War III just broke out. And it's wearing kneesocks. Choose your side or run and hide. We have a feeling this one's to the death.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL