BFF's All Over Again
This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn't love a five finger discount? Especially if one of those fingers is the middle one.
Everyone knows you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go ”WTF?”, there's no denying we'd all be a little less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They do besties better than anyone.
No, that's not a tear in my eye. It's just allergies.
Without you, I'm nothing.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Messed Up Mom
You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
The Hard Life Of A Queen
SPOTTED: Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Ultimate Diet
The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. No food or drink twelve houts prior, wear comfortable clothing and make sure your affairs are in order. You never know what could go wrong in a flash...
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
The New Face Of Waldorf Designs
Is that a smile we see on B's lips? The spotlight's on her for once and S actually helped her get it. I guess miracles can happen.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
2-for-1 Special
Hey Upper East Siders, there's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. And we hear Blair Waldorf's got a 2-for-1 special; her mom, Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, and Serena van der Woodsen – brunch buddies.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Bad News Blair
Good morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here - Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
SPOTTED: In Central Park. Two white flags waving. So what will it be? Truths or Consequenses?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
White Flags
SPOTTED: In Central Park. Two white flags waving. Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off?
So what will it be? Truths or Consequences? We all know one nation can't have two queens. What happens next? Only time will tell.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Bombs
Another bomb lands in Blair's lap. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
ZIPcode
Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIPcodes, but not in this one. And not this week. 'Couse "I was a teenage drug addict" is not exactly a winning college essay.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Take Cover!
SPOTTED: On the Ivy week mixer. S & B's last stand. And only one gets out alive. Better take cover.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Doc
Interesting choice of guests B. Coincidence? I think not.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
WWIII
Hey Upper East Siders. We hear that World War III just broke out. And it's wearing kneesocks. Choose your side or run and hide. We have a feeling this one's to the death.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Game On
SPOTTED: S. Not so fashionably late, and dressed down by B. Game on, ladies.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
We'll Keep An Eye On You
Well, Serena's mystery man isn't mystery no longer. His name is... Ugh, who cares? Now that he and S are over, so are his 15 minutes.
But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress... gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleonore original is the uniform of B's pirvate army. But will J be a loyal soilder? Or will she side with S's rebel forces?
And S for S herself? We heard that she left todays brunch with no friends, no boy and nowhere left to run.
It looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move, Serena, and you know who'll be watching. Gossip Girl.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Woops!
SPOTTED: N & B. Hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel, only to find S already waiting. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a three way or D-day?
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Cookie?
Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite... for destruction, that is.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Cold Chills
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
Today's Menu
Looks like the table's all set. As soon as the guests arrive we can start dishing. Here's what's on the menu...
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL
The Wild Brunch
Good morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here - Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
Top story on my homepage? Serena van der Woodsen. Everybody's favorite "It Girl" has just returned from the mysterious absence. Everyone knows Serena and everyone is talking.
And B's boyfriend Nate? Rumour has it he's always had a thing for Serena. Why did she leave? Why did she return?
And Nate's friend Chuck? Won't let Serena forget about her past.
And then there's Dan - The outsider. Looks like his childhood crush has returned.
Serena and her mystery man made a surprize appearance at Blair's Kiss On The Lips Party. But Serena wasn't the only one who made an impression. Jenny made an impression on Chuck.
And now that S is back will the Upper East Side ever be the same? We're all just dying to see what happens next.
xo xo GOSSIP GIRL